I am a regular person just like you. I mind my own business. Even so, I receive calls on my cell phone from unknown numbers all the time. I usually ignore them or tell them I am not interested. But today, today was different. Today an unknown number left me a voicemail. And I listened to that voicemail out of sure curiosity. The person who left it was so excited, they had started talking before the beep. I knew it had to be important. After listening to the twenty-seven second voicemail I knew I had made a mistake.
How could I have been so naïve? I have been living my life in complete ignorance. Ignorance to the point of stupidity. I mean, I am an adult in my thirties. Which means I basically should know everything there is to know in life. I shouldn’t have missed this. I shouldn’t have ignored the signs. I shouldn’t have ignored all the calls.
If you are a vehicle owner, and you get an urgent message: PAY ATTENTION. ANSWER THE PHONE!
You could save MILLIONS. Who knows, had I answered, they may have had the secret to instant weight loss. Maybe even helped increase my own personal size and performance.
I will never know. For me, it’s too late. I will never receive another opportunity to protect my vehicle.
My life is over.
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Don’t make the same mistake I made.